Now to where were we when we left off on Tuesday, oh yeah, I remember. Blondie was driving down I-75 on a summer Friday afternoon with her long hair blowing in the wind. She had her sunroof down, beach music blasting, singing and seat dancing while cruising in her white Mercedes. She had just put her bikini top on and taken off her blouse to catch some rays as she was driving.
Next off was her skirt, that’s when it got funny. I was watching her wiggle and squirm, as she first threw her shoes in the back seat. Her skirt went next, and finally her panties. This was all at about 60 MPH. At this point all she had on was her bikini top and she apparently had a towel in her lap covering herself. Now it appeared she tried to get her bikini bottom on.
Unfortunately, in her quest to change quickly, she didn’t notice that a large semi had pulled up next to her on the driver’s side of her car. When those good ole boys first saw what she was doing, they slowed down to get a glimpse and stayed along right with her.
They must have let one of their fellow truckers know what was going on, as now she had big rigs on both sides of her and me laughing behind her. I wasn’t about to let go of my spot, as I thought to myself, this is amazing and no one will ever believe me.
With two large trucks on either side of her she must have thought they blocked out everyone’s view of her. Not a smart move, as each truck driver slowed down to get the best view possible.
That’s when the good ole boys pulled the chain on their air horns long, loud, and in unison, letting her know they were watching the whole thing. They got an eyeful as she was sitting and trying to scoot the bikini under her. She jumped as it must have scared her half to death. It was then, I think, she realized she wasn’t alone.
As she jumped up, her bottom part of her bikini must have dropped on the floor. Those boys about ran off the road. You could see her trying to get the bikini with her feet and finally had to bend over and grab it as she’s driving down the highway.
I started laughing as she again scrambled to try and put it on. Traffic then began to move faster, and the faster traffic was moving, the more difficult it became for her to get into that bikini and the more I laughed.
It was then she spotted the guy, riding shot gun in the truck on her left, hanging out of the truck filming her quick change artistry on his cell phone. Now, I was laughing with tears running down my face thinking, she turned what is normally the worst trip home, into a very memorable one.
You could almost visualize when those guys went to a bar that night with their buddies. It probably started out, “Y’all are not going to believe what we saw today, even have it on my phone to show you.”
So, whether it’s texting on your cell to your friends, or ladies when you are putting your make-up on as you drive to work, and guys when you have your knuckle up your nose, remember: you are never alone while driving. Somebody can see you and is probably watching you in traffic. They could even be filming you.
As I mentioned on Tuesday, sometimes I like to include my readers in writing the blog and make it an interactive blog and include your comments. Thank you all for sending me your comments, they were very funny! Below are the top three, I could print.
Here are the top three comments sent to me by my readers of the “Craziest Things.”
1. One of the funniest was an article sent to me by Dan Boehm written by author and syndicated columnist, the very funny, Celia Rivenbark on March 27, 2010 in the StarNews Online. Thank you, Dan, this is a classic!
a. “I was driving between Al Khobar and Riyadh in Saudi Arabia when I was overtaken by a large black BMW doing around 150Kmh and the reader had a broadsheet newspaper spread over the steering wheel, reading while he was driving.”
b. “In Jakarta I saw a delivery guy on the back of a small motorcycle. Not unusual except that this guy was holding a pane of glass about 1.2m wide across his body. He would have been eviscerated had they hit anything.”
3. Richard Frisbie also commented: “Traffic was very erratic on a 4 lane highway in Upstate NY, I saw the cause of the craziness was an emu running up the yellow line in front of me, darting in front of cars when there was a brief break in traffic. The bird was panicked and confused by all the cars, but there was no way to help it. I was lucky not to hit, or be hit, by other surprised drivers.”
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