Things to do in an Elevator, Part Three

Because "Things to do in an Elevator, Parts One and Two", recieved such a great response to put us over the 50,000 hits plateau, here is Part Three.  Some are mine, some were sent in by readers.  If you have some of your own, please send them to me and it may make Part Four.

 

Twenty More Things To Do In An Elevator - Part Three

• Start a sing along, singing the Christmas Carols or “Row-Row-Row your boat”. 
• Raise your phone over your head and start taking pictures of all in the elevator.                
• Press all the floors and announce you aren’t sure which one you need so I am going to need to stop on all until I see the one that’s mine.  Sorry”                                                
• Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" 
• Start pushing buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
• Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!" 
• Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
• Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 
• When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they will open again!"
• Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
• Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
• Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
• Bring a flat plastic sheet and place it on the floor of the elevator and then tap dance when people are in the elevator.
• When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
• Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment. 
• Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.  
• Ladies, passionately eat a banana. 
• Gentlemen, passionately eat a chocolate covered strawberry. 
• Lean in the corner and pretend to go to sleep, then pass your floor and wake up and announce, “I hate when I sleep past my floor!” 
• Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

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